Answer honestly. The horses always know.
1. How many times did you check your phone before getting out of bed this morning?
A) Zero – I am disciplined and slightly smug about it
B) Once, just for the time
C) Several times, including once for no reason at all
D) I don’t remember a time before checking my phone
2. A stranger on the street asks you for directions. You:
A) Give accurate directions confidently
B) Give directions while privately unsure if they’re correct
C) Apologize and say you’re not from here (you are from here)
D) Open Google Maps on their behalf and hand them your phone
3. Your honest relationship with sleep is best described as:
A) Healthy and consistent
B) A negotiation
C) A recurring argument I keep losing
D) A disappearance I look forward to all day
4. When was the last time you did something for no reason other than that it was interesting?
A) Today
B) This week
C) I know this feeling exists
D) What does ‘interesting’ mean in this context
Scroll down for your result. The horses have been watching. They are not surprised.
Mostly A: The White Horse – composed, forward-moving, slightly exhausting to be around.
Mostly B: The Grey Horse – honest enough to know you’re improvising. Respected.
Mostly C: The Dark Horse – more self-aware than you let on. Good instincts, poor follow-through.
Mostly D: The Ninth Horse – you are exactly where you’re supposed to be. Welcome.
